The Monocle

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Well, poop. If it's not one thing it's another.

My computer glasses broke last night. Broke right in half at the nose bridge. I'll just go to Lenscrafters, I thought. They are pretty fast if you get the no frills stuff. Off I trooped to Lenscrafters this morning. "Can't fix that" the young man said. Well here's my prescription sell me a cheap pair for now. Off we go to the clearance section. As I'm looking over the frames, quizzing him on prices, he looks over the script. He then proceeds to tell me he can't get me any glasses without an exam. "California State law, the prescription cannot be over two years old". Must be a new law, as I had never heard of it. If I have to get an exam then I'm going to my eye doctor and use my insurance to pay for it. Which leaves me using half a pair of glasses. Interesting thing about my eyeglasses, I only need the left lens to see the computer. They just keep falling off my nose though. I'm trying to figure out how I can turn it into a monocle.